- You Don’t Really Hate Mondays
- Know Your Soccer Defenders
- Talking at the Car Wash
- I Drove to “Stateline” at the “State Line”
- Can You “Accessorize” a Fish Taco?
- Why Invent a New Word? We’ve Got A Perfectly Good One
- Remember This at Year-End
- Less vs. Fewer the “Weird Al” Way
- Why Can’t Anyone Say “Died?”
- Line up for the lineup!
- An Hour in Bars Feels Like Three Hours
- “Many Fewer Perks?” Hmmm…