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As Opposed to “Slow Legs?”

Once again, from the People Really Should Know files (cue “Your Mother Should Know” by the Beatles):

Yesterday, as I umpired a softball game, one of the players sprinted to first base and beat the throw for a single, obviously pleasing her coach.

He shouted, “You see what happens when you use your fast legs?”

I knew what he meant: When you use your speed, good things happen.

But I couldn’t resist. I muttered, “As opposed to slow legs?”

The catcher heard me and giggled.

Until next time! Use the right words!


September 22, 2014 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , ,

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