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Photography Humor

I knew I was setting myself up when I called a photographer today and said, “I need you to shoot me.”

He replied, “I don’t have a gun, but I’ll photograph you.”

Then he told me that one time, a customer/client wanted a photo made larger. In other words, a blowup.

“I don’t have a detonator,” he said.

Until next time! Use the right words!


June 16, 2015 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. Yes, as a photographer, people don’t really want to be told that they are going to be shot. I try to avoid using the phrase “Shooting you”. . Of course there are versions particularly abhorrent such as “Shoot the baby” or “Shooting the dog”. But don’t shoot the messenger.


    Comment by Kathy Rappaport | June 17, 2015 | Reply

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