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If You Only Heard What You Said, Example No. 27,298

Sometimes, I wonder if ESPN knows something I don’t.

Example: last week, in advance of the NBA draft, the commentators discussed Karl-Anthony Towns, who everyone believed would be chosen first, by the Minnesota Timberwolves (he was).

Since I was in the gym, I didn’t have the sound on, but I had the TV images.

First, it said the NBA season starts November 2. Then it said Towns’ birthday is November 15.

How can he play 13 days before he’s born?

Who invented a time machine and didn’t tell me?

Until next time! Use the right words!


June 29, 2015 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , ,

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