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If These People Only Heard What They Said

Overheard at a networking meeting last week:

  1. A man stood up and announced he will be adding a new job: “grandfather to two twins.”

Is that four kids?

2. A man in his late 50s stood up and thanked a dentist “for help with my tooth, and more teeth to come.”

Does he still have his baby teeth?

3. A woman thanked some people “from the bottom of my heart.”

What about the top of his heart? Read here.

Until next time! Use the right words!

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April 11, 2016 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , ,

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