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First Lotteries, Now an Inheritance

I’ve won more lotteries than I can recall (if you believe everything online). Now, I stand to inherit a fortune. There’s just one, er, TOO MANY problems.  Read below, and again, count the mistakes. Can you get to 50?


15, Military Street, Onikan, Ikoyi, Lagos.

Office e-mail (

Notification of your WILL to you by our late deceased .

Get back to me immediately for necessary steps concerning your inheritance, Sequel
to your non reply of my earlier emails to you since 2 weeks ego on behalf of the
Trustees and Executors to the WILL of your deceased as your the next of kin to
him.The Bank has mandate me to provide the next to this fund or the fund will be
confiscated or declared on-serviceable fund.

I wish to notify you that your Email address and your name appeared in the codicil
and last statement of the deceased Engr J.Ellwood and you are entitled to his U$6.9
Million Dollars. I will advise you about the steps on how to redeem your inheritance
funds from the bank. Reply immediately because the bank is waiting for you to show
up and claim the funds as they have mandate me to provide the next of kin to the

My Private Office Email (

The deceased has worked Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) Limited for 23 year’s
as chief engineer he died by cancer of lungs on 5th Feb 2012 by 9:20 AM.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Anthony Ikwueme,

Ikwueme LAW FIRM.

Until next time! Use the right words!

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