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Somebody Teach These Networkers How to Speak!


We’re almost through the holidays. We gorged at Thanksgiving, we gave and received at Christmas and Hanukkah. Next week, we start a new year.

But before we do, I’d like to clear my queue of the nonsense uttered by networkers within my earshot.

The new years is coming — Somebody teach this guy how to conjugate the verb “to be!”

I get an annual ornament every year — Somebody teach this guy how to avoid redundancy!

I don’t know why, but Christmas is just around the corner — Somebody teach this woman how to use a calendar!

I don’t mean to undersell, but this is the greatest flashlight ever — Somebody teach this woman how to avoid fallacies!

It’s the thing to do. It’s an absolute thing — Somebody teach this guy how to avoid vagueness!

Finally, a networker who sells toys took questions:

Q: Do you deal with the FDA?

A: No, I don’t sell drugs. I sell drones.

Somebody teach this guy how to tell the difference between the FDA and the FAA!

Until next time! Use the right words!

leebarnathan.com

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