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If You Believe This, You Probably Believed the Russians Didn’t Affect Your Vote


I received the following email. The less said about it, the better.

Listen, for your own good, please  Stop  sending your hard earn money to Impostors/fraudsters who always claims to be Government officials and staffs of so many Banks in Nigeria, GHANA, South Africa, Benin Republic, UK , Switzerland, Malaysia, Indonesia, China, Canada.

I am telling you this because from our monitoring Gadget on fraud practice going on in the whole world today,I noticed that some Nigerian  corrupt officials who contacted you  previously have engage themselves with Mr.Godwin Emefiele, Governor, Central bank of Nigeria to blacklist your payment file in Nigeria so that your payment will not be release on time as they are making more profit with your overdue
payment by given out loan to people both in Nigeria and Abroad .

Through our investigation in Central Bank of Nigeria few days ago with our monitoring Gadget on fraud activities, I discovered that some Nigerian  corrupt officials and Mr.Godwin Emefiele, Governor, Central bank of Nigeria have been demanding unnecessary fees from you and anytime you sent money to them, they will come back with another different story in less than 48 hours to tell you to send more money again and again and at the end of it, no success on your payment release.

 Meaning that their intention is to get you frustrated so that they will have more time  to trade with your overdue payment by given out loan to people both in Nigeria and Abroad.

Anyway, I don't  know if you have take your time and ask yourself why each time Mr.Godwin Emefiele, Governor, Central bank of Nigeria release OR approve  your payment, then  all of A sudden, the payment will get stopped or one problem or the other will come up?  Listen, It is because that some Nigerian  corrupt officials and Mr.Godwin Emefiele, Governor, Central bank of Nigeria have blacklisted your payment
file as they are making more profit with your payment by given out loan to people .

Now in other to make things easy for you and also to remove you from too much stress, I have contacted the Nigerian Ambassador in USA Mr.Sylvanus Adiewere Nsofor to visit the BB&T Bank in USA and then sign the Nigerian Fund Release Debit Approval Document on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria to release your part payment
valued US$10,000,000.00 through our Oil reserve account with BB&T Bank in USA so that Mr. Christopher L. Henson , President & Chief Operating Officer BB&T BANK in USA will be able to Debit a sum of US$10M from our Oil reserve account with BB&T Bank in USA and then transfer it to your Nominated Bank account as your part
payment.

Please kindly contact Mr. Christopher L. Henson , President & Chief Operating Officer BB&T BANK, USA through his direct contact email here in Bracket ( email deleted here   ) and endeavor to furnish him with your full Bank details for Immediate transfer of your part payment valued US$10M.

Please endeavor to let Mr. Christopher L. Henson , President & Chief Operating Officer BB&T BANK, USA to know if you want your payment by Bank to Bank transfer OR by ATM CARD.

Until next time! Use the right words!

leebarnathan.com

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July 27, 2018 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Does Warren Buffet Know?


 

Another day, another obvious email scam, this time allegedly from Warren Buffet.

I have never met Buffett, but I’ve got to believe that his command of English is better than this “author.”

ME MR WARREN AND MY WIFE SUSAN BUFFETT

Date 19/11/2016

Greetings To You From Mr Warren Edward Buffet,

it is categorically cleared that you have emerge as MY beneficiary. This is to
inform you about my plan to send your fund to you via Diplomatic cash delivery
system. This system will be easier for you and I.The 5,000,000,00 USD was deposited
with a security company in Nigeria for security reasons and better protection of the
funds with help of my bank in Nigeria.note I am going to send your donation amount
of (5,000,000.00 USD) To you via diplomatic delivery.I have secured every needed
document to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on (2) two security proof
boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.
Please you don’t have to worry for any thing in respect of this your transaction.The
boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house
address. THE BOX SECURITY CODE NUMBER IS (214)

Do make sure you switch on your mobile phone so that the diplomat will establish
communication with you upon his arrival. Be informed of the delivery schedule that
will be use in bringing your donation award which you obtain from me Mr Warren
Buffet. The diplomat will be leaving Nigeria by 18:00 (GMT). Nigeria time, to arrive
in your USA for registration and tagging of your package formalities before he
proceed to your door step latest 18:00 Hours (GMT) U.S.A time due to the large time
difference and when he arrive he will book an appointment with you on how you are
going to meet. Below is the details of the delivery schedule:

NAME OF DIPLOMAT AGENT: MR. EDDIE SCOTT

EMAIL ADDRESS: eddiescott110@gmail.com

DISPATCHING AIRPORT MURITALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT LAGOS NIGERIA ARRIVING AIRPORT: (JFK) JOHN KENNEDY AIRPORT NEW YORK USA

THE DIPLOMAT NEEDS THE FOLLOWINGS DETAILS FOR ACCURATE DELIVERY OF THE TWO CONSIGNMENT BOXES,PLEASE FILL THE FORM CORRECTLY AND SEND TO MR EDDIE SCOTT EMAIL: eddiescott110@gmail.com

YOUR FULL NAME :

HOUSE ADDRESS :

CLOSEST AIRPORT IN YOUR CITY:

CELL NUMBER:

PHONE NUMBER:

OCCUPATION:

AGE:

COUNTRY:

SEND THE ABOVE INFORMATION TO THE DELIVER MAN MR EDDIE SCOTT AT HIS EMAIL: eddiescott110@gmail.com

NOTE: I RECEIVED ALERT FROM AMERICA GOVERNMENT THAT YOU WILL MAKE PAYMENT FOR REGISTRATION AND CLEARANCE OF YOUR $5 MILLION USD WHICH WILL COST YOU $960 BEFORE THE DIPLOMAT CAN BE ALLOWED TO DISPATCH THE FUNDS TO YOUR DOOR STEP, YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT PAYMENT NOT THE DIPLOMAT.I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO SEND ME ANY MONEY BUT THIS CLEARANCE FEE IS A VAT AIRPORT CHARGES THAT A BENEFICIARY WILL PAY TO
HIS OR HER GOVERNMENT,I HAVE PAID FOR THE FLIGHT TICKET,THE HOTEL EXPENSES AND THE DIPLOMAT FEEDING WHILE HE IS IN UNITED STATES BUT I CAN NOT PAY FOR THE CLEARANCE FEE BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS SUPPOSE TO BE ON THE CLEARANCE RECEIPT AND CERTIFICATE AS THE BENEFICIARY SO THAT YOU CAN EASILY DEPOSIT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OR MAKE GOOD USE OF THE MONEY IN YOUR CITY WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.PLEASE KINDLY UNDERSTAND THAT I AM NOT
ASKING YOU FOR ANY MONEY,AND I WILL NOT ASK YOU TO SEND ME ANY MONEY.

IMPORTANT ADVISE: DO NOT ATTEND TO ANY OTHER PERSON IN RESPECT OF YOUR FUNDS TO AVOID IMPERSONATION OR DIVERSION SO BE WARNED, AND ANY MAIL YOU RECEIVE WITHOUT THIS CODE(FG/AHG/XGX/214) KINDLY IGNORE AND DISREGARDS IT, ALSO DO FORWARD IT TO ME FOR SECURITY PURPOSE.DO CONTACT MR EDDIE SCOTT AT HIS EMAIL: eddiescott110@gmail.com
CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY AND NOTE HE WILL ARRIVE IN UNITED STATES SOONER

 

Questions:

  1. Why is it always Nigeria?
  2. How do you pad with a machine?
  3. Why all capital letters?
  4. How can I stop Mr. Eddie Scott (or whomever is behind this) from scamming anyone else?

Until next time! Use the right words!

leebarnathan.com

November 22, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

First Lotteries, Now an Inheritance


I’ve won more lotteries than I can recall (if you believe everything online). Now, I stand to inherit a fortune. There’s just one, er, TOO MANY problems.  Read below, and again, count the mistakes. Can you get to 50?

Ikwueme CHAMBERS AND ASSOCIATES,

15, Military Street, Onikan, Ikoyi, Lagos.

Office e-mail (barrister.anthoneyikwuemelaw@aol.com)

Notification of your WILL to you by our late deceased .

Get back to me immediately for necessary steps concerning your inheritance, Sequel
to your non reply of my earlier emails to you since 2 weeks ego on behalf of the
Trustees and Executors to the WILL of your deceased as your the next of kin to
him.The Bank has mandate me to provide the next to this fund or the fund will be
confiscated or declared on-serviceable fund.

I wish to notify you that your Email address and your name appeared in the codicil
and last statement of the deceased Engr J.Ellwood and you are entitled to his U$6.9
Million Dollars. I will advise you about the steps on how to redeem your inheritance
funds from the bank. Reply immediately because the bank is waiting for you to show
up and claim the funds as they have mandate me to provide the next of kin to the
fund.

My Private Office Email (barrister.anthoneyikwuemelaw@aol.com)

The deceased has worked Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) Limited for 23 year’s
as chief engineer he died by cancer of lungs on 5th Feb 2012 by 9:20 AM.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Anthony Ikwueme,

Ikwueme LAW FIRM.

Until next time! Use the right words!

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leebarnathan.com

October 4, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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