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An Unbelievable Email

I received the following email. There just is no way this is real.

I am Mr.Donald Trump the president of the united states of america and I am written to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought by United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic to the white house Washington DC and has been mandated
to be deliver to your home address on Friday, being June 02, 2017 as soon as you get back to me with your below information.

Receiver's Name_______________
Address: ________________
City _______________
Country: ____________
Next Of Kin_____________
Phone Number: _____________
Text Question And Answer___________
Attach Copy Of Your ID _____________
You check is containing the sum of $60 million USD.
Here is my number.(253)336_8597) and (202) 852-3953) E-mails is
( OR ( you can call me or send me an sms, but i prefer sms because I'm always busy in the white house and i can't be able to pick calls all the time.
I will be waiting to hear from you immediately, thanks and God bless you.
Mr.Donald Trump
The president

How unreal can this be? There are too many ways to count. It boggles my mind.

The email address is phony; Trump wouldn’t use a gmail or yahoo email address. The capitalization errors are numerous. There has been no news that the president has had anything to do with the African nation Benin in his 100-plus days in office.

I actually want to call the phone numbers but am afraid to.

Please, please, please, nobody believe this.

Until next time! Use the right words!

June 1, 2017 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Hope You Stay Stuck in That Airport

This is not about President Donald Trump’s travel ban that caused people to be unable to leave various airports. If you read the latest scam email I received, you will see why I hope this con artist stays stuck in some unnamed airport.

As this is a shorter letter, I counted only 12 mistakes. Don’t make it 13 by calling the phone number. It’s a Columbus, Ohio area code.

Dear Card Owner,
This is to notify you today that I Mr. Rex Anthonio have already arrived to your
country yesterday with your ATM CARD which is valued at $1.5 million united state
dollars Sent from European Union branch Turkey. Kindly send your information for
reconfirmation, to avoid wrong delivery. below is my telephone numbers; (614)559
(1)Your Full Name:
(2)Mobile Phone Number:
(3)Current Home Address:
(4)Fax Number:
(7)Nearest Airport :
Note that am in an airport right now waiting for your e-mail, so kindly send your
complete delivery information as I have directed you,to avoid misplacement.
I am,
Rex Anthonio

I typed “Aimes Delivery Company” into Google. No such name came up.

Until next time! Use the right words!

February 21, 2017 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Simple Folk Speaking Simply … Wrong

Ah, networking people. They’re so simple. They don’t know how to use the language correctly. More examples follow.

“We’re under new management the past three years” — Actually, that’s a sign of bad management. Either that or someone doesn’t know the meaning of the word new.

The correct statement: “We’re under the same management for the past three years.”

“I was walking down the street and I could see the wind” — No, you couldn’t. You could only see the signs of the wind: the trees waving, your hair flowing, the leaves blowing, etc.

“I’m down the street” — No, you’re standing in this restaurant where the networking meeting is taking place.

“Whoever becomes president next month…” — Putting aside the incorrect whoever for the moment, I went through this last week: No one becomes president next month. Barack Obama will still be president for all of November. The new president, whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, takes over Jan. 20. Between Nov. 8 and Jan. 20, someone will be president-elect.

The correct statement: “Whomever is elected president next month …”

Until next time! Use the right words!

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October 18, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Overheard (It Never Gets Old)

I love networking meetings. You hear some great stuff.

1. A skin-care professional planning an event said, “See me for your cell phone number.”

Don’t you already have your number?

2. Someone else said, “The holidays are coming. It makes a great gift certificate.”

The holidays make a great gift certificate?

3. The guest speaker, talking about himself, said, “I came here when I was young. I don’t remember when. I was a baby.”

None of us remember such things. We rely on our parents or relatives to tell us.

4. Somebody talking about the upcoming election said, “Whoever is president on Nov. 9, we have to get ready.”

I can easily predict who will be president on Nov. 9: Obama. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump will be president-elect and won’t become president until taking the oath of office on Jan. 20.

Until next time! Use the right words!

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October 6, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

As Opposed to “As Late as Possible?”

Once again, a networking meeting provides me with fodder.

This time, it’s a report of a fellow networker suffering from cancer. The group president announced that a member has cancer and he’s fighting it, and “We’re sure he will be back as soon as possible.”

To which I thought, No, he’s going to be back as late as possible. I don’t mean “late” as in “dead,” either. It’s just that it seems obvious to me that someone will be back as soon as possible if he wants to be there in the first place, which he does.

So, duh.

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September 27, 2016 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Give Thanks That This Holiday Comes Annually

We all know what Thursday is: It’s the holiday that has been a holiday since 1863, when President Abraham Lincoln declared the last Thursday in November to be a day of “Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.”

If this was a blog about history, I could go on about how the original Thanksgiving was not that late in the year, but more likely in September or October, and we’re not observing the holiday correctly.

But instead, I’ll write about how I recently overheard someone say they weren’t sure they were “going to have Thanksgiving this year.”

There’s just one problem: Thanksgiving comes every year without fail. It always comes on the fourth Thursday of November, just as it has since 1942 after President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed a joint resolution of Congress fixing the date.

Maybe that person wasn’t going to celebrate Thanksgiving, or she wasn’t going to host a Thanksgiving celebration. But she didn’t say that.

Just like every annual holiday, you can’t not have it.

Until next time! Use the right words!

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November 24, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Whose” Line Is It Anyway? “Who’s” Asking?

Too often, we fail to see the exception for the rule (as opposed to the forest for the trees). Today’s example: who’s/whose.

As we know, very often in English a word with an apostrophe-s  after it denotes possessive: Obama’s cabinet, a worker’s pay, a cynic’s lack of belief, etc. A notable exception is it’s, which is a contraction of it is. The possessive form is its — no apostrophe.

It’s the same with who’s: it means who is. The possessive is whose.

Fortunately, a British improvisation show that Drew Carey later brought to American audiences helped everyone understand the difference and made a star out of Wayne Brady.

Having seen the show taped twice (including this one) and having seen Ryan Stiles perform improv live while the show was just in Britain, I’m partial to him.

Until next time! Use the right words!


April 30, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Is It Really What It Is?

Apologies to Art Linkletter: People sometimes say the dumbest things!

Take for example: It is what it is.

First, what does that mean? It’s redundant and circular reasoning, which is a fancy way of saying you want to end up with where you began. Logically speaking, a=b so b=a. That’s a fallacy.

Second, it’s a cliché, so you shouldn’t use it.

When did this bit of nonsense enter our lexicon? I found a reference that dates to 1689 and John Locke’s An Essay Concerning Understanding: “essence may be taken for the very being of anything, whereby it is what it is.”

Then I found Bill Clinton’s infamous-yet-ridiculous “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.” He made a fool of himself a full 311 years after Locke. Talk about a slow-moving cliché.

Finally, I found it in plenty of sports stories, because clichés and sports go together. It lets people say something while saying nothing. If you don’t believe me, watch this scene from “Bull Durham.”

When I was a child, we often greeted people with “What it is?”

Thankfully, I found the urban dictionary that gave plenty of meanings. My favorite: definition one: “Fuck it.”

Until next time! Use the right words!

February 13, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The “Capitol” is in the “Capital”

I’m heading to Washington DC next month. It will be the first time I set foot there in 31 years, when Jimmy Carter was president.

Obviously, plenty has changed since then, but one thing that hasn’t is the use of capitol and capital.

The capital is the city where a government is located. That’s not the word I see misused. People don’t  always seem to realize that the capitol is the actual building. In our country’s case,  it’s the building where the legislative branch meets.

Remember, it’s at Capitol Hill, not Capital Hill.

Until next time! Use the right words!

November 15, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Words Behind How a Bill Becomes a Law

I’m just a Bill/yes I’m only a Bill/and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill.

People of a certain age know exactly what that’s from, and while I’m not going to spend space explaining the Schoolhouse Rock song, I will explain certain words’ correct usages.

This post’s genesis was a conversation I had with my daughter, a fifth grader. She told me today that she thinks she will be learning how a bill becomes a law. I told her in two sentences: “Congress passes a bill. The President signs it into law.”

But am I correct in saying “passes a bill?” The answer is yes.

There are four words that often accompany stories or conversations related to legislation: adopt, approve, enact and pass.

Bills are passed. Laws are enacted. Everything else is either adopted or approved.

Remember that the next time you vote in favor of a ballot proposition.

Until next time! Use the right words!

September 30, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment