Prof. Carlin Now Will Continue the Lesson
By popular demand — which means I unilaterally decided to do this — here are more English corrections with Professor George Carlin. Taken from an audio book.
cop out — It means an admission of guilt (to cop a plea). It is not an excuse.
getting the monkey off one’s back — It refers to ending a dependency, not breaking a losing streak.
an eye for an eye — It’s a call for fairness, not revenge. As a referee, I hear something similar all the time: “Call it both ways!”
kudos — It’s pronounced “CUE-doze” and is a singular noun meaning “praise.” Its plural form is spelled and pronounced the same.
race, color and creed — In this usage, race and color describe the same property. Creed means “religion,” not Rocky Balboa’s boxing opponent.
everything comes in threes — Actually, everything comes in ones. When three ones come together, it seems like threes.
you can’t take it with you when you die — Actually, you can take a dark blue suit with you, and you probably can put some stuff in the pockets.
you learn something new every day — You actually learn something old every day. It’s just new to you.
it takes two to tango — Actually, it takes one, but it takes two to tango together.
meteoric rise — Meteors fall, not rise.
talk until you’re blue in the face — Impossible. If you talk, you’ve got the oxygen you need. If you’re blue in the face, you’re not talking because you don’t have the oxygen.
Until next time! Use the right words!
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